kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via this--too--shall--pass)

  • jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

  • the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf mcwerewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via whatwouldjalexchristdo)

paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via psychologically-fragile)

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau, via nodaybuttodaytodefygravity)